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Job Title: Snitch

Mole required to infiltrate and local drug cartel and divert revenue to the brave men and women of the Canberra Police Force

Criteria: 

* Connections to the underworld

* Proficiency in the use of light and heavy weaponry

* Be willing and able to eliminate any individual who may threaten the financial and drug procurement arms of Canberra Police – this may include the disposal of senior citizens and small children

Please send personal resume and referees from a minimum of 3 crime lords to dibberdobber@actpolice.com

Job Title: Mule

Currently accepting applications for all expenses paid secondment to Bali. Applicant is required to strap 8kg’s of packaged white powder to their chest upon arrival at Denpasar Airport.

Essential Criteria:

*Ability to maintain silence under extreme duress

* Fundemental understanding of Corby defence

* Boogie board bag

Please send personal resume and referees from a minimum of 3 drug distribution syndicates to onewaytrip@actpolice.com

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